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Leaving Your Job
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The Lighter Side
TOP 10 REASONS TO QUIT YOUR JOB
10. You hate your boss/ugly co-workers
9. Bad coffee
8. Mid-life crisis
7. You could dedicate all of your time towards winning the lottery/ chat rooms/ mapping your horoscope
6. Longer naps: people expect you to produce
5. Fantasy life is so much better
4. Your pet misses you
3. You could be selling slurpees on a tropical island
2. You suspect your co-workers couldn't get by without you, and you want to test the theory
1. You always wanted to be Superman/ Wonderwoman
TOP 10 REASONS TO STAY AT YOUR JOB
10. You're in love with your boss/good looking co-workers
9. It gets you out of the house
8. It's something to complain about
7. You get to wear a power suit and/or carry a cell phone
6. You like telling people/being told what to do
5. You wear a uniform and don't want the pressure of choosing your own clothes each day
4. Opportunity to practice penmanship while taking meeting minutes
3. You can get caught up with personal e-mail and phone calls
2. Office gossip is the most exciting thing in your life
1. Retirement is only decades away
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